International research physicists have identified and isolated a new basic element, which they’ve called “humannexium”, which has with astonishing characteristics and potential uses for human beings.
Humanexium is a rarefied gaseous metal, with a previously-thought impossible atomic mass of minus 1 (-1), dislodging hydrogen (atomic mass 1) from the the top of the periodic table of all elements known to science.
“The discovery of humanexium will change human history and the future,” says leading researcher Dr Volodymyr Kleber, a German researcher from the Max Planck Institute in the southern German city of Munich.
“That’s because all humans have some amount of humanexium in their bodies, particularly their brains,” Dr Kleber has told reporters at a special press event called to announce the discovery of the new element.
“Humanexium can be thought of as a glue between the human soul and the body of any person,” Dr Kleber says.
“Our laboratories have been able to isolate the element and create a pattern of a person’s past life using the peculiarities of the element,” the physicist says.
“It is an amazing substance which offers untold opportunities for humanity.”